/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>only allowed to eat 1000 calories a day

This is pure torture. Why does so little food make you so fat.

Everything she cooks and buys is keto now. I'm fucking dying of starvation here because I'm not getting the essential carbohydrates I need. Tonight I've been desperately looking in the cupboards for anything nourishing and there isn't shit. What the fuck am I going to do?

What do you do when you are on a 600 calorie oatmeal tomato diet?
I am only allowed to eat one tomato and a bowl of oatmeal a day to lose 50 pounds.

How do you stay motivated while eating so little?

>>15658402
someone screencap this

>fried egg stuck to the pan again

>chew meat for too long
>it gets too dry and I can't swallow it anymore

>angry oil

>used to be a beer patrician
>tried a miller high life last week and now i cant stop drinking them

is this how it begins

>accidentally eatened 4000 calories again

>>11162102
>can never go there again

>chinese restaurant
>cute, friendly middle-aged lady is always there
>want to order in mandarin to impress her but too cowardly to try

>>10721848
modern values are so warped I can't even tell if this is shopped

>mailman pushes mail through the slot on the door
>go into convulsive tremors

>week 5 on keto diet
>1000 calories one meal a day
> Lost 27 pounds so far starting at 250 pounds January 13, 2018
>Make a plate of 12 scrambled eggs with salsa and cheese stick
>Ate the cheese and could barely finish the eggs because of lost appetite flushed it down toilet
>Already sick of eating keto food
> Start craving a Whopper and pizza

I feel like in about to break here. I thought keto would be great but I feel like i can't keep this shit up. I want a burger so badly. Should I just stop this meme keto diet?

>>9999686
How does a bread bowl with tomato bisque scare the manchild?
If anything, that's manchild centric food, all your missing is the grilled cheese

>>9994375

>frying up a bowl of cereal
>forgot to distill the milk
>have to use bacon grease again

>>9853214
all this is doing for me is getting me angry that someone can be this fucking inept at eating cookies and milk.

>>9611907
But I'm a starving third world skeli

Adding Mac sauce is an extra .85¢
Adding cheese is $1.25
Order a large onion rings or fries and they give me a medium
No more dollar menu everything is $1.50 minimum

Just a huge bag of Andy Capp fries and a bottle of cola.
I can feel my body dying of malnutrition as I type this.

>can't cook food that tastes better than fast food

What's the point

>tfw your gf is lactose intolerant and starts pooting up a storm whenever she has a glass of milk or ice cream, but you get back at her by serving her undercooked chicken every friday