/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw you go to a restaurant and don't know how to pronounce a dish's name so you have to order it by reading the description to the waiter and pointing at it on the menu

whats the difference between herb and spice

>>8522259
My motivation when im bored is to masturbate like 10 times until i get sores on my dick. After that i just play video games.

It's alright until i go to bed and contemplate my dreadful existence.

>be me
>at cousin's bday party at resteraunt.
>finish mah food
>very full
>smol lad with smol belly
>one slice of mushy carrot on my plate
>had aunt from asian hellhole #1232435
>"finish food, world children hungry"
>"no autie, am full"
>"EAT YOU FUCKING CUNT"
>eat carrot.
>mush is overwhelming
>barf everything I ate into my plate.
>all of my cousins' friends laff and recoil in disgust
>lee me alon.
>aunt denies everything.
>cousin still holds that shit over my head.
>never eat carrots again.

I want to experience the taste of success

>>8410954
>asking a food question on a food board
I know right? The nerve of some people.

>>8404291
try throwing your wendys tendie nuggets & chocky moomoo shake at them when your mom drives by

>>8358191

what's is some food

are walnuts good

whats the difference between grits and polenta

>>7986921

What are your top three online cookery resources, /ck/

Asking as a rather inexperienced food person who doesn't want to bug /ck/ with questions

There's a $24 bottle of water at the local health food type store.

My mom is getting old.
>lost some of her sense of smell/taste
She taught me how to cook bros
hold me

do you still need to sterilize mason jars for making takuan?

it's not a long term pickling process, the jars will be in the refrigerator, and i will be eating all of the contents within about a week.

picture not related, just didn't feel like googling takuan.

Am I the only one who really hates the term 'comfort food'?

I used to work in a restaurant as a waiter and was pretty fat so the chef would always make the joke that ''I can't serve food around me, the second food sees me coming it becomes uncomfortable''.