/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16635932
That's why you figure out what you want beforehand

I hate America

same energy

I only visit this board when I'm hungry

>>11622473
>We'll need your 3 most recent pay stubs, a credit check, and your firstborn son as down payment for this meal

>>11427419

Alright /ck/ I kindly ask you to help me cook soup tonight, here is what i have:
>mushrooms
>sprouts
>potatoes
>onions
>tomatoes
>carrots
>oats

spices i have:
>basilisk
>oregano
>paprika
>ground garlic

I also have chicken stock if that helps

>inb4 go to the shop and buy better ingredients
I live in a small town where all shops (except restaurants) close at 8PM so it is too late.

>>11297772
>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>use drive-through
>get my food twice as fast as the normies standing inside the restaurant waiting in line
outsmarted once again

>>9897752
>>9898053
uhhhhhhhhhhh

What's for dinner /ck/?