/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>eat food
>body says its not food and makes me take it out of my stomach and put it back on the ground

>>8315328
>Ywn be so high on mushrooms that you talk to your wife about watching your kid when you actually have no wife or kid and live in a dark one bedroom apartment shitposting on 4chan

one day...

>>8098249
I had to put my dog down yesterday...

>used to be quite autistic and obese
>thought that a 'dash' meant a dash on the computer
>would make a dash on word on my laptop, tip it onto its screen and line the dash with the ingredient then put the exact amount in
>tried to 'cheat the system' but having font size 40 with anything that needed a dash of sugar so the dash would be larger and the food more sugary
>did the opposite with any healthy ingredient

>Used to live in bumfuck nowhere Nebraska as a kid. Bohemian guy ran the only gas station across from the slaughter house and made assloads of intestine cased sausage everyday.

Literally the best sausage I can ever remember eating. Raw (was already smoked I guess) / cooked w/e it was simply amazing.

>tfw he is dead now and I'll never have them again if I went back. Storebought sausage sucks, and there is no butchers in the south ;_;