/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14180702
>tfw zoomers that never saw the commercials call it "Fan-tuh"

I don't have a single crazy story because my city is (relatively) safe and boring and nothing ever happens.
That being said there was a Tim's near my old workplace I used to go to for lunch, and there was this one woman working there who I'm convinced was literally mentally retarded.
When she was training they put her on the register and I can remember her completely failing to understand my order 5 or 6 separate times, even though it was the same order each time. Totally incapable of learning from her mistakes.
After a few months they took her off the register and had her making sandwiches. I'd say 75% of the time I ordered and she was the one putting it together she would fuck it up, usually by using the wrong sauce.
I started keeping track and at one point she fucked up my sandwich NINE TIMES IN A ROW. That's statistically unlikely even if she was putting the sauce on at random. As far as I know she still works there.

>>9803009
My brother does this

I've gotten into fistfights with him over it, he eats with his mouth open and constantly tries to blow air out of his nose, so it's a constant loud chewing and him blowing air through his nose which always sounds blocked for some FUCKING reason, so it just crackles and shit like he's blowing his nose

You can hear him from across the room

>>9706393
>work at hotel
>every person checking in has to sign a piece of paper indicating they won't bring in any pets
>dipshits who think they're clever say "guess that means my spouse/child/friend/companion can't stay here then HAHAHA"
>one time I had literally 7 or 8 people in a row make that joke

>>9198308

>>8784867

You need to review how you write an essay, OP. You are trying to convey information, not act hard in front of your mates. Re-organize your thoughts into proper order and give it another go, because this sounds kind of important.

pic related; me at that cafeteria