/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20092621

>>19790517
What about Hungry-Mom? Did they forget about her again??

>>15072201
>Don't eat the stuff for kids
Then why do you have cereal aisles? And why do you feed this to your kids?
>Oranges naturally have sugar
So why are you cramming it down your gut instead of literally anything else?
>No more sugar than the rest of the world
Yes, but we don't eat it for fucking breakfast all the time.
>What the fuck did you expect, it's syrup
Again, why for breakfast?
>American bread has too much sugar idk why
To mask the shitty taste, I'm assuming.
>That's not normal
Well, fuck.


>Retard faggy foreigner
I can smell the burger from this side of the pond.

>>13645711

Every time someone tries to post their cooking they get called a blog poster. TV, bad memes, and fast food threads only

>>11803165

Is there such a thing as garlic milk or garlic buttermilk? I really love garlic. I used 6 cloves of it for my dinner tonight and made sure to rub it all over my hands and forearms, that way I get to enjoy the scent as I drift off to sleep. I would love a rich, creamy, garlicky milk or something to enjoy with a rotisserie chicken or a steak. Not into meme shit like garlic ice cream, more curious about neutral-savoury leaning rather than sweet.
Any ideas? How can I make delicious garlic milk?

>my wife is a great cook

Biggest lie. Women are terrible lazy cooks. They take every shortcut possible and don't give a fuck. I'm almost convinced they can't recognize good taste and technique any better than a 7 year old child. Yet they pretend to like cooking on Pinterest and Facebook when in all actuality its a failed vulva flapping contest about who has the best camera and the most friends. Women these days ruin everything they touch.

>>9643631
YEAH I MADE A GOOD POST THAT SOMEONE WANTED TO SEE HECKS YES

>my wife is a great cook

Biggest lie. Women are terrible lazy cooks. They take every shortcut possible and don't give a fuck. I'm almost convinced they can't recognize good taste and technique any better than a 7 year old child. Yet they pretend to like cooking on Pinterest and Facebook when in all actuality its a failed vulva flapping contest about who has the best camera and the most friends. Women these days ruin everything they touch.

>my wife is a great cook

Biggest lie. Women are terrible lazy cooks. They take every shortcut possible and don't give a fuck. I'm almost convinced they can't recognize good taste and technique any better than a 7 year old child. Yet they pretend to like cooking on Pinterest and Facebook when in all actuality its a failed vulva flapping contest about who has the best camera and the most friends. Women these days ruin everything they touch.

>my wife is a great cook

Biggest lie. Women are terrible lazy cooks. They take every shortcut possible and don't give a fuck. I'm almost convinced they can't recognize good taste and technique any better than a 7 year old child. Yet they pretend to like cooking on Pinterest and Facebook when in all actuality its a failed vulva flapping contest about who has the best camera and the most friends. Women these days ruin everything they touch.

Any of you work as a chef?
I am living right now in Spain and this place have a very good reputation in the cuisine field, I love coocking for myself and friends and family, and I was thinking about to invest in some good culinary school here.
Do you have any experiences tips?

>my wife is a great cook

Biggest lie. Women are terrible lazy cooks. They take every shortcut possible and don't give a fuck. I'm almost convinced they can't recognize good taste and technique any better than a 7 year old child. Yet they pretend to like cooking on Pinterest and Facebook when in all actuality its a failed vulva flapping contest about who has the best camera and the most friends. Women these days ruin everything they touch.

>my wife is a great cook

Biggest lie. Women are terrible lazy cooks. They take every shortcut possible and don't give a fuck. I'm almost convinced they can't recognize good taste and technique any better than a 7 year old child. Yet they pretend to like cooking on Pinterest and Facebook when in all actuality its a failed vulva flapping contest about who has the best camera and the most friends. Women these days ruin everything they touch.

>>7685284

so real...

>>7183016
I've carefully picked through the "water soda beverages" to find real favored unsweetened seltzer at my local Publixs. Most other places don't have a store brand seltzer, but Aldi does lately.

>mfw I have no seltzer for tonight

>my wife is a great cook

Biggest lie. Women are terrible lazy cooks. They take every shortcut possible and don't give a fuck. I'm almost convinced they can't recognize good taste and technique any better than a 7 year old child. Yet they pretend to like cooking on Pinterest and Facebook when in all actuality its a failed vulva flapping contest about who has the best camera and the most friends. Women these days ruin everything they touch.

What was your biggest food related fuckup ever?

>earlier this year
>wanted to cook
>found recipe for some weird chicken dish
>"hey dad will this glass casserole dish burn if i use it on the cooktop"
>"nah should be right"
>15 minutes later
>casserole dish explodes
>dad hears the noise and comes inside
>sees glass and chicken all over the cooktop, counter, walls, and floor
>im sitting crosslegged on the floor, holding an open can of tomatoes and sobbing
>dad cleans up and orders pizza