/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13345812
>derp animal cruelty is against the law
>derp but there are secret farms that cruelly kill aminals but arent shut down for some reason
>derp gubments wrong and so are these farms
>derp aminals are people 2 ya kno
>derp im right
>derp conpsiracy
>derp stob eatin aminals

>>10490276
Who will die first?

>>8889504
Men like tits, Men like.. Oh wait, cooking is a womans job so this has failed before shes even begun.

Would you like your eggs
>hard boiled
>soft boiled
>scrambled
>lightly scrambled
>sunny side up
>over easy
>poached
>over hard
>baked
>benedict
>deviled

Your sausages
>breakfast
>Italian
>pepperoni
>bologna

Your bacon
>bacon

>crispy hashbrowns
>smashbrowns
>fries
>coleslaw

Your bread
>whole wheat
>plain white
>multi grain
>rye
>buttermilk
>whole wheat bagel
>white bagel
>multi grain bagel
>croissant
>french bread
>pretzel
>bread sticks

Would you like
>butter
>peanut butter
>peanut butter without the sugar
>jelly
>actual jelly
>hardened honey
>cream cheese

Now
>defrosted blueberries
>strawberries
>sliced apple
>grapes
>banana
>sliced orange
>kiwi
>peach

Your meal comes with a drink
>coffee
>americano
>latte
>tea
>cola
>pepsi
>sprite
>dr pepper
>mountain dew
>grape juice
>grape drank
>apple juice
>orange juice
>water

How would you like your coffee?
We have 10 different green teas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY