/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18672261
>we should all just live like this celebrity cook with a net worth of 200 million

>>13476827
>Every time you add a new state it becomes a new country

>>12465199
Are you going to invade with an army of saunas and faeries?

>>12433397
Yeah I'm laughing at that too.
>Strawberries & Cream
>apples dyed red
Who the fuck allowed this?

>>12340943
>desperate McDonald's/KFC shill trying to claim they deflavour chicken somehow
Give it up. Your corporate headquarters failed to police individual locations, you cut costs like hell and made your products shit, and now you have competition that's just outright better for fried chicken, burgers, and outright atmosphere.

I don't even eat there. I just enjoy real capitalism at work breaking up shitty establishments. I hope it spreads and rapes other chains without losing too much quality. Quality is what drives it, and because it has kept quality overseas and I think it will be able to maintain it here.

>>12267861
>imagine Americans thinking their beef is good
>I can think of three competitors

>>11931976
>Five Guys, which has better fries
You're on the internet. Trying to justify going to an overpriced but still mediocre place doesn't work here. Their fries are actually worse.

>>11814394
>beautiful thin woman
>her giant pizza
Sounds like she's doing something awesome. I wish I could do that.

>>11770198
>D. A. R. E. visits my gradeschool explaining why drugs are bad
>displays a glass case with every known drug labeled so we can identify them
>ask why one-third were missing
>they were stolen

>>11625171
>poop deck
>aroma of aleppo
>legends of syrian jews

>>10877938
"pan" "cake"

What about our pancakes is it you struggle with and why would you assume they wouldn't be fluffy like normal cakes? Folding them or rolling them like they're a tortilla or something is odd.

>>10757775
>tortilla maker the size of my desktop
>uses refrigerated pods to make 6 inch tortillas that look like ass
>all for only 437+USD
>not including the price of pods

>>10702975
>he hasn't pilfered from the majestic cheese vaults yet