/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15803334
>soiboi faggot beta bitch
Did you take a break from defending the online white gentleman's network from the evil libtard menace to look at pictures of happy meals you fucking hobgoblin? Are you living with a 4 year mental lag from the lard pressuring your skull in?

>>13525558
I got warned for this post
mods literally can't handle the bants

>>11859166

>granpa owns a pizzeria in Naples
>he has been cooking pizzas for 40+ years, his restaurant is a very well known one in the whole city
>wall is full of pictures of all the famous actors and singers that ate there (from Michael Jackson to some famous 90's french politician)
>because of this the place is always flooded with retarded tourists that come in to "eat-a da true pizza ! Mamma mia !"
>mfw they order Peperoni pizza and I have to tell them they're probably making a huge mistake
>mfw some amerilard insisted on getting something similar to this >>10710841
abomination
>mfw overhear people saying "i dunno man, I prefer the one from (insert name of shitty fastfood), this one's a bit too weird"
>mfw chinks come in expecting us to make the shit they have in their country
>mfw some of the responses itt
One time granps almost smacked the shit out of some asshole, so now we don't allow him to come out of the kitchen

>>9685085

>>9683885
I almost fucking died

>>9679238

>>9253537
>/ck/
>Home of psychopaths.

>>9228879

>>8529902