/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14918198
>implying mommy doesn't buy your chocowate for you

>paper plates, plastic cutlery, steak sauce

>stealing a pic from reddit and posting it on 4channel

>>12628607
>This box of plastic forks only costs a dollar, why should I buy metal ones?

>>12531439
>quoting one of the most retarded minds in the history of philosophy.

We're all in for a stupid /ck/ post.

>pan too cool
>egg sticks to pan
>pan too hot
>oil splatters everywhere
you can't win

>>12227279
Think about they type of person you'd have to be to actually order something like this.

Think if the most awkward, cringeworthy guy you know. Even he would be thinking "nah, I'm going to get something that's actually good, that's pretty dumb."

But every once in a while, some colossal dingus comes along and sees this shit on a menu and just fucking knows that everyone in the entire fucking restaurant is going to see this beacon of faggotry make it's way across the restaurant and be planted right in front of the coolest goddamn motherfucker in the entire room. Panties will drop and all the Chads will be wishing they could be as hip and brave as the guy who ordered the Magical Burger off of the secret menu. Regardless of how it tastes, he's going to regale everyone he talks for 7 months with the story of the time he ate the most outrageous burger in the world and how he was the only one in the joint who knew that it was on the secret menu. He'll prattle on about how vivid the colors were, and how brilliant the presentation was. Then, at length, he's going to talk all about the unreal combination of sweet and savory flavors. He's going to tell you how juicy the burger was, but how the sweetness of the Lucky fucking Charms offset the fattiness of the Vermont cheddar and the 72/28 mixture of ground chuck and short ribs. Of course, he paired it with an IPA brewed in house with a cheeky blend of Mosaic and Hallertau hops and a light malt backbone. If you haven't tried it, you should really check it out, it's amazeballs.

>>12205814
>Some jerkoff frogposter on 4chan thinks he knows better than virtually every legitimate historian because he read some shit on the internet.

Why am I not surprised?

>hand crafted

>Artisanal