/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>people over 350lb get to eat for free
Legally getting rid of the Tubby tub tubs, nice.

>first year university
>make delicious Shepherds pie
>leave leftovers in fridge in container
>douche flatmate has his friends over
>flat mate and I aren't enemies or anything
>wake up next morning
>shepherds pie has been dumped in the bin
>they didn't eat it, they just threw it away for some fucking reason
>take his 1 litre bottle of expensive unopened vodka
>pour it all down the kitchen sink
>approaches me the next day
>he knows I did it but cant prove it

Michael you big nose, Newcastle cunt. Nobody touches my food and gets away with it