/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11652764
Fatback fried in lard, corn pone hoe cakes and ditch weed boiled with fatback. Me next to the door in pic.

>>11606599
Was your grams fromAppalaicha or the Ozarks, perchance? Mine was and for me, it was her fried chicken with cream gravy over mashed potatoes. Cannot be duplicated or bettered, no how, no way.

>>11306630
Hi, Cletus!

>>11290511
Hi Cletus!

>>11212293
Ok, that's enough internet for today Cletus, you is gettin' too dagburned smart from dat 'er 'puter foh ya' own good. Now crawl intuh you'se hay tick matress 'n shut down dat kerosene lamp!

>>10954106
Nice shack you have there Cletus, maybe one day you can sell enough meth to afford a singlewide in the fancy part of West Jeebusville, AR.

>>10555020
>I never eat vegetables 'cause they're a furriner commie conspiracy
Ok, Cletus, calm down since you won't be able to afford blood pressure meds.

>>10479454
Fuck dude, leftover soup beans simmered with pork necks or hocks served with some fresh made johnny cake with sorghum molasses is hillbilly breakfast fit for a king, wat you talkin' 'bout?

>>10306328
Dude, redpill me on the ol' muh sekret klub 4chan when men were trannny fappers and trannys were alluring! Damn tarnation I miss those days.

>>10264522
Based grandma!

>>9866159
Sho' nuff Billy Bob.

>>9540924
>I don't know a single person who makes more than $30k--who isn't a teacher--who is a liberal.
Well, Cletus, in the first place no one in your shit hole area of the south makes more than $30,000 and secondly, the only liberals to be found are decomposing at the bottom of the abandoned gravel pit behind Billy Bob's and his sister Emmy Sue's trailer.

>>9487461
Fuck off corporate fascist! Don't you have an orange fool worship ceremony to attend? How's that increase in your appalachian coal mine jobs going? At least you still have NASCAR, god bless ya.

>>9350497
They tried to reach you for the survey Cletus, but the telegraph wires in Appalachia were down that day.