/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19261175
>compliment

>>14279950

>>14030991
>J. Rieger's

>get recommended a good whiskey
>it's impossible to find
>get recommended a good alternative to that
>it's almost as hard to find
>get recommended a good alternative to that
>it's still incredibly rare
>get recommended a good alternative to that
>it's possible to find but marked up 200% wherever it's available

>>13822148
>>13822152
>>13822165
>>13822167
>be me
>start tinder app profile cause friends are non stop using it
>everyone matches with fat chick
>we all make fun of her
>she ends up matching with all of us over 3 times
>i finally say fuck it
>"you want to go on a date?"
>"haha okay, you guys are all hilarious"
>walk to bar
>meet her at her car
>we get in car to chat
>she is super fat, way fatter than in pics
>im scared
>its akward
>"so i work at starbucks, where do you work?"
>"i don't..."
>"oh... so what kind of coffee do you like"
>"i don't..."
>"starbucks has the best water! omg!"
>"its like the best water ever, its so clean and fresh."
>wont shut up about water
>finally go into bar
>get wasted on whiskey
>she daintly sips a gin and tonic
>ask if she wants to make out
>make out with whale
>grab her huge whale ass
>she gets upset
>we go back to her car
>ask her
>"hey you want to fuck?"
>"ohhh, that would nice, but I have school tomorrow and work too..."
>takes me to McDonland's drive thru
>"i wish they had water like starbucks here"
>"i seriously don't believe you that you think starbucks water is so good, its just water, it can't possibly be that great"
>"IT IS! TRUST ME!"
>buys me fries
>drops me off at home
>wake up next morning
>my wallet isn't on top of my phone
>not in my pants or in bed crack corner
>look at phone
>"hey anon, you left your wallet in my car! come by my work!"
>walk to her work
>she tries to show me off in front of her co-workers
>coworkers are visibly shocked that a skinny fuck like me would ever touch this whale
>"let me clock out!"
>"but here first! try this!"
>gives me a cup of water
>lie and tell her I dont remember anything from last night
>"oh, well you were pretty drunk..."
>"Do you have my wallet?"
>digs threw her purse
>gives it back
>all my money is gone
>look at her like "wtf?"
>she laughs
>she goes back to work
>i take a sip of the water as im walking home
>mfw it really was the best water ive ever had

>>13808478
you're right, what was i thinking.

>>13724163
>spent $55 on a single medium pizza delivered from mountain mikes, because i wanted triple extra bacon and double mushrooms
>pizza still had barley any bacon on it

>>13482416
the point of vegans is they don't use any animal products

>>13417715
>plating your food like a faggot and taking a picture for other dipshits on /ck/

>>13387639
What the fuck are these disgusting looking faggot ass things.
They get rid of the fucking double decker, and come out with these for a dollar?
Literally my face.

>>13139567
do you even know what the cgl archive is.

Why do you all care? I am a vegetarian and I literally never think about eating meat or not eating meat. Let people eat what they want FFS. Where are all these militant vegans and vegetarians the internet always complains about? Do you all live next to art schools or something?

>take parents out to fancy supper club near me
>one of the best steaks I've had personally
>$35-$50 steak
>mother orders it medium well
>mfw

Wait, wanting clean, cruelty free meat from healthy animals, thats butchered into different cuts and packaged properly is a white people thing?

I think everyone should try and meet those white people standards then.