/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18307784
I've been here since 2004. /ck/ jannies are the worst scum bitches on earth.

>>18303560
we used to call my sex ed teacher artistic because she had an accent

scum like you should be lynched.

>>15790806
>rueben
>hipster

you might have brain damage

>>14312407
IT'S

>>11600525
You haven't deleted your post yet, so I'm assuming you're standing by it.

>>11457562

>There are people breathing on this earth whose brain tissue consists of the garbage being posted ITT

>be British
>'angin out at me flat with me mate
>decide to make the ol' fishy and chippy
>only gots whole spuds to me name
>ain't got no carvey-slasherinos since queen mum banned 'em for king an' country
>try an' give em a wallopin' with me handy-dandy hands
>slip slidin all over the bugger!
>mate calls out "Oi Wellington, where be the glubs and spuds ya cunt?"
>tell him I gotta get out granpappy's rapier from the Great War
>beefeaters a'come crashin through my sodding windows and grab me up
>tomorrow I'll be tarred and feathered infront of the whole of London
>mfw

fuckin hell...

>>9013525
This is hard to watch

>>8907734
>drowning is an allergic reaction

I just finished up going on a spring break trip to the beach with 9 good friends, as well as one chick that one of my buddies dragged along because theyre fucking, and we had room at the place for her.
She was annoying, especially becsuse most conversation revolved around her health problems and allergies...the worst part were her food habits. Anything and everyhing gave her 'indigestion'. Any sort of spice (cumin, paprika, BLACK PEPPER), all fruits, most vegetables. But the "stomach issues" were just the start. She also didnt want to eat any reheated food, insisted on her own stash of yogurt because it 'calmed her stomach', wouldn't eat barbecued meat if if had any sort of char or grill marks on it... which most of the food we made was cooked on the grill for convenience. Every meal we had to do something extra for her in order to satisfy her demands.
>my face every time I had to season her shit with just salt

Do you agree with him?
https://youtu.be/lCc8IEvh70w

>>8569416
The body, and most crucially forgotten part of any burger is the patty. It is all very well using this weeks excuse for a bun, or smearing the thing with fancy toppings, but it means jack shit without some nice mince. I like half rump, half short rib aberdeen angus, with sweated onions, thyme, rosemary, mustard seeds, and a little garlic in my patties.

>>8568672
You fucking dunce, the formats, methods, and techniques of classical french cuisine form the basis of any decent professional kitchen and you'd know that had you stepped in one and/or read larousse. I don't even like the classic french dishes that much, but anyone ignorant of the role it played on contemporary cuisine should open a book.

>>8551963

>Oh man I love coffee
>Orders an Iced Mocha Caramel Soy Machiator with chocolate drizzle and whipped cream
>Hahaha need my coffee :)
>Black coffee?? Ewww lol

>>6386868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j1E8e7zDWk

>>6356619
I don't know if Joey could take the constant Ramsay abuse. Might cause him to relapse on his diet.