/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17491566
>Dunkin Donuts wagie thinks he gets to bitch about people's (correct) pronunciation of a French word.

>>16995620
>Brits in charge of judging food

>>16809977
I'm on a sea salt diet...

>>16011185
Why didn't they tell any jokes at Jonestown?
I don't know. Why didn't they tell any jokes at Jonestown?
Because, the punch lines were too long!

>>15900473
why?
vinegar is cheap
put on compost pile
or in lady friend's douche bag
or on French Fries I guess

>>15863490
I don't know, a bj?

>>15668168
What's the difference between a lentil and chick pea?
I don't know, what is the difference between a lentil and chick pea?
I've never had a lentil on my face.

>>15613877
Used to stick my dick in the pickle slicer at lunch time at a factory I worked at. Boss caught me and fired me. The pickle slicer? She got fired, too.

>>15174221
>P!K

>>14949236
>If everyone drank Sambuca there would be no war

just what is going on here? it's anus flavored

So this guy is going down on this woman and keeps spitting and then this other guy yells out: "That's not rice that's maggots, she been dead for six months!"

>>14662343
>What did God say the first time Eve swam in the ocean?
>I'll never get that smell off my fish.

>Kimchi? I thought you said "Kimchou"!

>>14301356

>maybe he just pinched a loaf

>>14258404
>what do you call a butcher with ten fingers?
>apprentice

>Wendy's again?!?!?
>(laughter)

>>13981639

maybe he's a pizza

>"Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam, circumspic."


I seek a pleasant peninsula.
Look but you!

>>13428440

How do you survive in the desert without any food?
How?
There is food. Just eat the sand which is there.

But where were the Arabs?
The Arabs had retired to their tents (since it was night) and were eating their dates.

>>13345333

The local pizza joint always asks me whether I want the pizza cut into 4 pieces or eight slices. I always say four because I can't eat 8 slices.

>A cook uses recipes.
>A chef conjures (invents) recipes.

That made me cut a fart!

>>13114549

Dutch scientists just announced they crossed a termite with a Praying Mantis.
What did they get?
A bug that says grace before eating your house.

>>12961782

>OP complains to boss
>next day Memo issued "No more potlucks"
>"no more company parties"
>fucking autistic fuck fucks it up for everybody over some crummy day old Kroger cupcakes

quite funny when you think about it

>>12887150

>What do you call a masturbating bull?
>Beef Stroganoff.