/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I have this problem when I get nervous I have to shit really bad. The girl behind the counter at the starbucks was so cute that I got so nervous that I just instantly asked where the bathroom was. When I got there I slammed down on the toilet and unloaded a stream of shit that stunk up my clothes just from being in the same room. I started wiping but no matter how much I did there was still shit left. I had to flush like 3 times because of all the TP but my asshole somehow just got shittier as time went on.

I figured the only logical thing to do was just use the toilet paper in the most efficient way possible, so I did pic related to try and dry my ass and it was starting to work until an old man walked in on me because I didn't lock the door. He ran out of the bathroom and I was worried he was going to tell the cute barista so I threw my pants on and just ran out of the starbucks as fast as I could.