/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16407571
What is it with Mutts and meme diets combined with cringe "alpha male" ideologies?

Yeah you're such an alpha hunter when you drive your mobility scooter down the aisle to grab that packaged steak at Walmart, tubby.

>eat four hot pockets in five minutes
>get the worst indigestion of my life immediately
>crawling on the floor and can barely breathe as my chest feels like someone stuck a knife in it
>think I'm having a heart attack and start crying while laying on the floor as I wait to die
>spit all over the place and wake up a few hours later with a light stomachache
haven't eaten a hot pocket since

>>13810156
>>13810162
>>13810164
I know it's on the fucking box but I was hoping for something better or I'd have read the fucking box

>"oh, son, i can't eat that, it-"
>will give me gas
>makes my stomach hurt
>has too many carbs
>isn't healthy
>tastes bland
>makes me break out

boomers are so fucking picky it infuriates me

ever since i moved out, they've gone back to eating cardboard food, desserts, and takeout

>>12764968
No, fatties are the opposite of picky eaters, if they had a decent palate they wouldn't shovel HFCS-infused cardboard "food" into their mouth all day. You ever seen a fat fuck eat good food? No, it's all mayo, corndogs, deep fried, butter, and burgers with them.

There's also that ready to eat healthy food is more expensive, which, when you eat for 10 people, quickly adds up. You could make healthy food at home for cheap, but they are fat lazy shits so of course they aren't going to.

>be a former fat fuck
>lose 50% of my bodyweight through rigorous dieting
>no sweets or unhealthy foods for two years, 0 cheat days
>accidentally induce food-related anhedonia
>can no longer derive any real pleasure from food
>cursed to eat nothing but rice and beans for the rest of my life
>instead of looking like a fat bastard I now look like a deflated Michelin man with all this extra skin

>have oral-allergy syndrome
>can't eat a raw apple
>can eat apple pie
>can't eat a raw peanut
>can eat a snickers bar with roasted peanuts