/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Man, I used to have a friend who had a house like that. Worst infestation I've ever seen. The roaches would just crawl around openly during the day. All around the house. You couldn't leave an open drink around. Even a fast food cup, they would crawl into the straw when you weren't looking. They would get into appliances. I remember I left a laptop over there for a while. When I got it back you could see little bits of them in the fan, in the keyboard, and when I saw one crawl out from the case when I was using it I threw it away. You would constantly hear little "smacks" as they fell from the ceiling. The few times I crashed on his couch, they would keep you up at night crawling on all over you.

Probably mine. I eat very quickly. I don't look up from my food when eating. I take enormous bites, and lick my fingers. Even when I'm with my wife or others. I don't speak unless spoken to, then only single-word responses. She says its embarrassing, but that's not my problem. Eating is like meditation for me. It's my quiet time. My me time. I do a lot of thinking when I'm eating. It's not my fault that other people don't like it. I think it has something to do with watching the movie Major Payne when I was a child.

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wft even is this am i going crazy?