/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11704638
>last day of the year
>not consumed my annual gold intake
>in bed
>11:58
>6 bars of gold fly through my window
>scream
>gold bar hurl at my face
>trying to pull them off but its no use
>11:59
>bars slide into my mouth and down my throat
>accept my fate
>tears rolling down my face
>last bar goes down and clanks in my stomach
>12:00