/ck/ - Food & Cooking

> be 16
> get $25 subway gift card from some school thing
> get high as shit, walk into the local 24hr subway
> "one with everything"
> "uhh excuse me?"
> "yeah like give me everything
> every meat
> every cheese
> every veggie
> on a footlong jalapenos and cheese"
> watch this poor woman working the night shift struggle to create this monstrosity
> by the time she gets to the bell peppers the bread is barely visible
> "yeah gimme every sauce too"
> her face when
> ask for extra oil
> salt n pepper
> itsperfect.tiff
> "also lemme get all your cookies"
> clean out the whole cookie drawer
> bag is dripping when she hands it over
> sit in the restaurant attempting to eat this crap while employees look on in horror
> give up halfway and throw the sandwich leftovers at the Nickelodeon building on the way home
Cookies were good though and lasted me a while