/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10895776
>Be nip
>Clean by ass with paper, have high level of alphabetization in my land, enough money to buy the planet and high tech powder technology
>A Ork looking fuck arrives in my beach floating in a rudimentar piece of wood full of corpses smelling like shit
>He eats with his dirt hands and asks why the fish isn't salted and dry like a piece of wood
>They call me a savage all of the sudden. we all laugh
>He trows a fit, but we can't understand since their alphabet has too few letters
>They send some bald fags trying to convert us, we decapitate all of then and impale their heads in sticks on our beaches to tell the orks that coming here is a bad idea
>Portuguese/Spanish/Bong orks get pissy, send a bunch of ugly "warboats" with cannons that shoot like a drunk old man pissing
>We stay on land and shoot at them from distance, all ships sink inmediataly. Minimal losses to our side. At least 30 "legendary colonists" sleeping while drinking shark piss
>The orks omit their ass whooping from their books
>Evolve to be even fatter and degenerates orks, getting darker and darker every day
>We still sell them overpriced shit to make their lifes less pathetic