/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be in high school
>bring my new gf over for dinner one night
>don't tell my parents or anyone else she's coming over
>family has never met her and is unaware that we're dating
>mom makes some awful casserole for dinner that she found in a Paula Deen cookbook or some shit
>it has chicken, green beans, wild rice and canned cream of mushroom soup
>to mark the occasion, mom christens the dish Meet Fiona Casserole

>6 months later
>gf and I break up
>mom's like, "dammit, we have to rename the casserole now!"
>names it after the newest thing in the house, as is tradition
>said thing is a calendar she bought that had photos of half-naked firefighters on it
>have to eat Sweaty Fireman Casserole once a week for the next year or so until I move out

The pain and agony