/ck/ - Food & Cooking

WOAH BRO did you know Breaking bad said Apple seeds contain RICIN WHOAH BRO!!! LIKE EPIC IM SO SMART YO VSAUCE Said i can die from RICIN WOAH BRO! Lets stop eating Apples, YEAH BRO WERE SO fucking Smart!~! YO Turn on TIKTOK im gonna dance and post this.


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>>16452604
I like to put five crisp one dollar bills on the table before the start of my meal. It shows I mean business.

It's fine, I left generous tip.

>>16084545
I think it's photoshop because I recognize the blue turkey from another image.

anyone else who eats only with a fork? no knife

>be frequent customer at local family restaurant
>every server brings out a bottle of malt vinegar to season my fries with since they know that’s what I like
>new waitress’s first day on the job was when I was dining in
>she doesn’t bring out my vinegar and expressed confusion when I nudged her and winked saying “gimmie the usual”
>she never brought it out
>do something similar to pic related except with mayo and don’t leave a tip
Never went back. Don’t hire stupid bitches if they can’t get an established customer’s order right.

>>13657598
>girl
post ur tits

Heres a tip
Dont leave me with an empty glass for 10 minutes

Don't forget to leave a tip

I never go out to eat because I work BoH but when I do, I take two hours and I ask servers that aren't working my section for things like bread, water, explaining the menu, etc. I'll pretty much ignore my own server or any server that's actually working my section

The whole time I watch what other people are ordering, take note of what takes the longest to fire, and then order like 5 of them with a bunch of different mods right when it gets busy

Then I dine and dash