/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15303155
Hanging out with my dad typically involves smoking hash in the hot tub (NO BATHING SUITS ALLOWED) while listening him drone on about astronomy before trying to get me to proof read his latest dominatrix erotic fiction book, which he writes under a female pseudonym. I have 20 something bottles of single malt scotch and small batch bourbon, but he only drinks IPA and Fireball.

>>15010713
>cooking for fun is only something a fucking idiot would do
That's not at all what I said. Cooking isn't as fun when you do it for a living, I'll admit, but I still have plenty of fun cooking at home. Even really simple things I can do fancy in half the time most anons can (the Chef movie was dumb, but there is a grain of truth in the home cooking scenes), and some things people consider a project I can do in 20 minutes if it's something I kind of know. The point is that there are certain things just not worth doing at home. Yeah, you can make a project out of it, but fucking ketchup isn't worth it, unless it's just to post on your social media, or write a terrible blog that got turned into a terrible movie that somehow had a few really great parts with Meryl Streep playing Julia Child.

>>14693570
>i made a thing
>here's an image of it i pulled off google

>safe food holding temps are under 40 degrees and over 140 degrees
>the normal human body temperature is 98.6
Welp. It's been fun guys, but I don't have optimistic expectations for that fritos burrito I had for dinner a couple hours ago.

>>14274705
This image unironically has more of a visceral effect on me than any of this instagram crap. I immediately smell the glue looking at that image and am transported back to my childhood, and am then looking forward to whatever's for lunch. Everything else just makes me yawn and keep scrolling.

>>13616717
there's one thing i need in this world and that is the pic of her bloated stomach immediately after that session

>saucier is sold out

>>13478761
Yeah, it turns out that real Chinese food is kind of gross like 80% of the time.

>cookies
>pleb filter
You've lost the plot, kid.

>>13344092
Most ramen in America is imported from Asia.

>>13131958
>non-industry pretending they know anything

>>13100202
>actually trying to force this /b/ tier shit
How come nobody with basic PS skills ever has any taste?

>>13031561
>site designed for reconnecting with your childhood friends while away at college
>meant for asking about budget pizza recommendations

I had sex with a girl that looked just like that in college while I mained a real gf. She wasn't very good in bed, but her skin was so soft it almost made up for it, and she swallowed. I spent $170 on my Zoj Fuzzy Neuro and wouldn't recommend spending much less.

>>12979607
Yeah, it's really weird how nobody on 4chan discusses their latest $300 Michelin starred meal. You'd at least think people would talk about their local, non-chain places more often, because everyone here lives in the same area and has access to all the same restaurants. People used to cook and share what they were doing, but then 2016 happened and OC doesn't really exist outside of a reddit cat blog containment thread that pretty much everyone hides at this point.

>>12961102
>shelf stable mochi
>tastes like shit
Yeah, that's not exactly a giant spoiler.

It's an, "anon makes a dumb post and ironically includes the appropriate reaction image in the OP" thread.