/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9060046

I haven't had a "hard doo doo" in close to a month.

I had to skip work yesterday because I think one of my internal organs was telling me it was about to fail.

My poo has basically been, "oh shit! gotta go..." long, loud gas, *cumming a million suns out of my ass* more gas *spurt, spurt, spurt*

>look down and the water is redish-brown, with only a few little bits and pieces, here and there, that actually look like shit
>use up half a roll of toilet paper before realizing i should just take a shower, because it spurt in every direction, and then splattered up from the bowl even further down my legs

I guess it's better than the time I was walking around naked in an apartment with my ex and just wanted to let out a little fart while she was out of the room, and ended up shitting all over the kitchen floor.

Then again, I've probably injured myself holding in farts in public since that incident.

You came to the wrong neighborhood, veggieboo.

>>8481130

>the internet is really a negative place

/ck/ is love though

Start ordering the most unpopular/smelly items on the menu and proceed to judge your dining partners for having baby palates.

>>7784033

>black pepper for memes

>>7470547

>scrolling by this thread
>see the op image
>read this reply
>immediately assume it's answering a question about the op image