/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18370237
>he can't afford a blower

>>18104286
>going to save the peaches in here for my cocktail
Which one?

>>15130351
Replace kale lungs for increased stamina and damage resistance. Also those bread shoulders, both are fucked if it rains.

>>13661641
>american american american american american
Good to see you have that word down pat.

>>13049751
>confusing calories for Euros

>>12574898
>Jews are white

>>12379167
>>12379183
With no menu or prices it's obviously part of local hospitality. I'm offended he didn't offer free lodging or his wife.

>>11477358
>growth hormones
>US pork

>>11384204
>demonstrated their case by opening a can inside the courtroom. The court concluded that it "had convinced itself that the disgusting smell of the fish brine far exceeded the degree that fellow-tenants in the building could be expected to tolerate".

that shit is hilarious. I wonder if they got to take a break after that to let the stank clear out (it would take hours tho) or if they just had to sit in the stank court room after that

>>10678086

>>10649455
>If you fill up a 32oz cup w/ ice cream it will weigh about 10 pounds
My anti-gravity ice cream is weighing in at a little over 1.92 lbs per 1.5 qts, including the container. Must be a new formula. Or Eurofags can't use more than one system of measurement.

>>10591797
>health food advocate
>doesn't know about vitamin A
Seriously. I can't even feel sorry for him. You'd think he'd start to notice the mild discoloration from toxicity before he started to look like the guy from Sin City. There's a shit ton of warning signs for Vitamin A toxicity.

>>10388497
Britain is living your gay little party too.

Also,
>In 2010, Goetschel represented in court a 22-pound pike that he said suffered when a local fisherman roughly yanked it for 10 minutes before pulling it from icy Lake Zurich.

>The fisherman was acquitted, but Goetschel spearheaded a national referendum that same year to grant animals the constitutional right to be represented by lawyers in court.
Your fish have lawyers? How far left can Europe go? Off the edge of the map and down into a ravine of insanity that we cannot comprehend, into the mouth of madness?

>>10374745
play2win

>>10370585

>>10304596
>that image
Unless he shot someone with it, it looks like some jackass having way too much fun with his shotgun. Can you imagine going to the firing range with something like this?

>>10165599
>78.49 installation

>>10041884
When?

>>10034859

>>10017396

>>9998677
It's called Doctor Pepper because some guy wanted to bang a doctor's daughter. So this beverage has my approval.

>>9960112
Isn't sugar not vegan because it's charcoal-filtered?

>>9941687
Aside from pointing out that he's sikh there was no intelligent conversation past that point.

>my deep philosophical debate based on wikipedia
Hopefully they are trolls.

>>9925358
>criminal inbreeding on an island, fucking the occasional aboriginal
What the hell did you expect? It's like Britain wanted to engineer the perfect jackasses.