/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10687436
>using Liquid Smoke at all, ever.

>>6914862
Raw meat contamination
>on platter, on butter, in eye, in other eye, on faucet handle, on tomato
Take a second to make sure flame is evenly heating the panhandle.
>flame knobs, plate, countertop, buns, cheese, knife, pickle, letuce, the "cooked" meat,
Take a moment to seriously risk cutting your left thumb off as you haphazardly overhand stab an onion.
OH SWEET JESUS PUT THIS KID IN FOSTER CARE.
Bear hugging onion with knife in other hand, blade pointing inward, inches from his heart.
>contaminate eyes again for good measure

There's not enough SMARTwater in the world to balance that kid out, the autism is real.