/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19973790
>stand still for 5 seconds to think or check phone
>crackly speaker above says "SHOP" until you start moving again

>>18383548
Anon, this is actually a brilliant plot and you should delete the post before someone steals it and makes the biggest film since Avatar with it.

>>18338962
Such a low quality forced meme. You fags barely made it past /qa/ fruit wojak levels of attempting memery.

>>18184013
Mac and cheese is like your wife. You settle for it rather than being thrilled about the situation.

>>18153653
maruchan chicken flavot, top ramen chicken flavor, shin ramyun (red), & easy mac

>>18135991
>every cigarette shortens your life by 11 minutes
Sucks that isn't really true.

>>18093879
>Have gf
Wow, that's nice
>Have to eat at Jollibee
Never mind

>>17924037
I don't do meme diets. I do mostly refrain from eating vegetables though simply because I don't like them.

The smoke on your tongue hides the wife's cooking mistakes.

What a bunch of faglords in this thread

>>16845729
it's been well over a decade

I used to take handfuls of Xanax for crippling anxiety. I gotta say it doesn't get better.

>in resturant, almost nodding off
>staring at painting
>wait has to ask me three times what I want to order before my reaction timing kicks in
>order big borgar
>feels like it comes out instantly
>shits delicious
>fold receipt into paper crane
>leave 20% tip
>awkwarly make small talk with waiter for a bit
>stumble out of restaurant
>realize i have borgar sauce all the fuck over me

i autistically eat the same exact food every day for years at time

>the fish you're about to cook picks its head up from the counter, says your name, and begs not to be cooked

>>11721093
I can't sleep without it. I've been laying here all night.

>>11141804
Does that correct itself over time?

>>11138646
Time to take the cig-pill sweety

>being this hangry

Ate 2 jars of Nutella today with a big spoon after previously losing 5 lbs in the past 3 weeks. I was doing so good lads.

>>10642059
>live life to be a jack of all trades, you set yourself up for failure
this desu but you should try to focus on one of them
at least I did and it still is frustrating sometimes to see people be immensely good at one thing, it most definitely is the more appreciated style in society
nobody gives a fuck if you can't cook, can't keep your own damn place clean, have no clue what music is or what a book looks like, as long as you bring in dem rolls of cash and have some fancy job title
but w/e I like what I do

>>10135243
>adult soft drinks
You mean energy drinks? Because I personally use them in place of coffee, idk about the overall consumers of them. They might be stocked separately because of the higher caffeine content.

>>10140236
Do you know if she's single?

>>9979623
It's just not the same as S I P P I N G in the summertime, lads. Nothing quite like >tfsotd in a warm outdoor environment. Been getting my caffeine fix with coffee lately.

>>9338924
>substitutes for booze.
only substitute i want is sobriety