/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Mediocre choice, OP

>>16434111
>over exaggerates

Also, Amy has been very active on social media both before and after that show. She definitely is every bit as crazy as the show suggests.
I know they edit it in certain ways and put that annoying sting music on everything, etc, but they're still not just filming normal people doing normal things and then making them look bad.

>>16237859
best KN girl

>>16090127
Leave me out of the screenshot

>>13590790
All I remember from that show is Gordon's naked ass being constantly on display.
Was that his idea?

>>13583842
ABC goes without saying, but as a nurse myself I am also very partial to the Jamaican restaurant with the owner who insisted on being referred to as "doctor". If a doctor who was actually working as a doctor showed up with that attitude they'd get told to fuck off. At least where I work.
And of course she absolutely refused to take any criticism. I think they were doing alright when they were revisited, though.

>>13586560
>Chick serving ramsey keeps shitting on the food and drives the owner mad
She was a cutie, though.

Declare your nightmare waifus, lads.

>>11315369
>work at Subway in a Walmart in Portland
>stupid roastie soccer mom waddles in with morbidly obese kids
>says she wants everything because last time my autistic coworker fucked up her order
>wants a double meat meatball sub with 3 steak trays, ham, turkey, chicken strips, coldcut combo, sweet onion teriyaki chicken strips,3 chicken patties, extra of every kind of cheese on wheat flatbread because she's "on a diet"
>ranch, extra oil, extra vinegar, chipotle sauce, italian dressing, honey mustard, srira'cha sauce, extra extra salt/ pepper, extra sweet onion teriyaki sauce, extra guac', extra mayo, light mayo, extra pickles, extra extra pickle juice, extra extra marinara sauce
>every vegetable, extra jalopenos, lettuce, extra tomatoes, extra banana peppers, extra onions, extra cucumbers
>3 more of the exact same order for her two 10-13 year old daughters and her husband
>wants it toasted 3 times and microwaved
>orders 3 dozen packs of all of our cookies plus 4 large drinks (all turned out to be diet coke)
>tell her I need to get the fresher meatballs
> go to walkin and give myself an anal probe with both of my gloves deep in my unwiped ass
>walk out with meatballs and with a big smile on my face complete her order
>shoves some coupons in my face as I graciously accept them

>>11056897
Second-best KN girl from by far the best episode.

Pic related obvious #1

I haven't had any really bad dining experiences if we count out my harrowing childhood.
Had to wait 45 minutes for a very mediocre fish & chips in Dublin once. Actually called the waiter over and asked if they had to catch the fish first. He sure proved me wrong on that by serving something that was definitely not caught that day. Or week.

>work at Subway in a Walmart in Portland
>stupid roastie soccer mom waddles in with morbidly obese kids
>says she wants everything because last time my autistic coworker fucked up her order
>wants a double meat meatball sub with 3 steak trays, ham, turkey, chicken strips, coldcut combo, sweet onion teriyaki chicken strips,
3 chicken patties, extra of every kind of cheese on wheat flatbread because she's "on a diet"
>ranch, extra oil, extra vinegar, chipotle sauce, italian dressing, honey mustard, srira'cha sauce, extra extra salt/ pepper, extra sweet onion teriyaki sauce, extra guac', extra mayo, light mayo, extra pickles, extra extra pickle juice, extra extra marinara sauce
>every vegetable, extra jalopenos, lettuce, extra tomatoes, extra banana peppers, extra onions, extra cucumbers
>3 more of the exact same order for her two 10-13 year old daughters and her husband
>wants it toasted 3 times and microwaved
>orders 3 dozen packs of all of our cookies plus 4 large drinks (all turned out to be diet coke)
>tell her I need to get the fresher meatballs
> go to walkin and give myself an anal probe with both of my gloves deep in my unwiped ass
>walk out with meatballs and with a big smile on my face complete her order
>shoves some coupons in my face as I graciously accept them

>>10692859
>Being this new

>>10519831
>Gonna have a LOT of Prep Work(cooking term lol!) in the coming weeks to gain it all back. Thankfully its Jamals and Shaquans month in May to be let out of the Bullpen and into the frying pan(another cooking term!) with my loving Wife. They are some of the best bulls and sometimes bring me hot sauce or let me play my Nintendo Switch™
Wow, you live a really fulfilling life. Yiy sound like a beautiful family, your wife must be very happy.

>>10405345
Her face when Gordon pushed her shit in.

>work at Subway
>we have an asshole family that are regulars
>they are always talking down to me and my coworkers
>always demanding extra veggies and sauce
>get fed up one day after they make me put extra extra olives on their daughter's chicken bacon ranch
>"Oh sure sir let me get some fresher olives from the cooler!"
>walk into the walk-in and wedge my gloves firmly between my asscheeks
>dig my fingers around in my barely wiped asshole for good measure
>walk back out with a fresh cambro of olives
>I grab a handful of them and arrange them on her sub making sure my gloves are touching everything
>make the rest of their subs with a big smile on my face
From that day forward I always keep a pair of gloves wedged between my ass just in case someone pisses me off.

Best Kitchen Nightmares episode?