/ck/ - Food & Cooking

When I first moved out on my own the extent of my culinary skill was being able to microwave a hot pocket. I was completely and utterly helplessly retarded when it came to actually cooking anything, I'd never done much of it because my mom was a housewife and was actually an incredibly good cook, sadly I never took the time to actually pick anything up from her while growing up. Once I got sick of eating reheated frozen shit and moved on to actually attempting to cook food, my main poverty meal was just a simple chicken breast with rice. I would buy one of those huge family packs of like 10lbs of chicken, store them in my freezer, and dig one out to cook every now in then. I also, being a retard, left them uncovered in the same pack I bought them in after I opened them where they'd sit in my freezer for months at a time. One night, after digging a breast it out and thawing out in the microwave, I began to notice a somewhat unpleasant smell. I was starving however and had no other food in the house so I decided to just go ahead and cook it, since once again I am retarded. As you can imagine the smell only got worse as I fried it in a pan, however this did not deter me and I made sure it was beyond overcooked. Finally after cutting it up and putting it over some rice, I took a bite, and it was absolutely rancidly vile. So of course I took a few more bites. I was the sickest I've ever been in my entire life for the next three or four days.

>visited local cheap Chinese buffet every week for months
>would tip the sushi lady every time I got sushi
>she was gorgeous with a beautiful smile
>she would see me when I come in
>she would smile and make me a fresh plate of sushi
>the good stuff, too, not what they put in the bar
>one day I show up
>they closed and sold to new owners
>never saw the sushi lady again
It’s been four years. I miss her in my life. I hope she’s doing okay and is happy wherever she’s at.

My mom never cooked when I was growing up.

San pedro boiled down into a small glass. It was so thick and the bitterness was essentially indescribable. Effects were definitely nice, but I've yet to find something more repulsive to try drinking. Cant even chug it either cos it's too thick. Also coats the inside of your mouth so the taste lingers forever ev 3rd n after chasing with tons of oj.

>>16663015
Cigarettes are actually good for you if you think about it.

>>16460527
>>16460521
if you combined all spices together would you died?

If those things can be eaten uncooked, why does nobody eat them uncooked?

>served family style

>>10415471
>Look outside
>See black person

Weekend ruined

beacuse most amerisharts are complete idiots.

>>10149769
one more thing: anyone who wants to cut down on cost can look into rolling their own cigs...but you have to deal with the upfront cost of getting the paper or the tubes, and a machine, plus a bag of your favorite type of tobacco. might also need to get a shredder. i'm probably going that route eventually.

>>10130830
I was pretty surprised too, had to remedy