/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16389414
>>16389411

>>15900580
>tfw I like the taste of all the veggies but my back teeth don't touch so I can't eat them
can't eat steak cause of it either.

>>15675097
cheez-its are way better, but both of them make you feel like shit. hard pass

>>15667577
yeah dude. I live in california and they have them in every shop, even at convenient stores, We're probably going to extirpate these little fuckers but they are delicious

>>15459420
/thread no cocoa solids, just their oil. may or may not be real chocolate regardless. don't know, don't care.

>>15450852
best shit there is, i can guarantee you'll like it better than evoo. it has a sweet nutty taste, as opposed to the more tart olive oil taste

get drunk first

fucking why take the triple layer nachos they even took the medium priced ones away and i'm not ordering 800kcal of nachos or $1 for chips and cheese from taco bell

>>14171742
Wanna hear something sad?
When I was a kid, it bummed me out so much that I would never eat eggs that I would take cheese, melt it and then put a circle of ketchup on top so it would look like a fried egg.

this whole thread is a fucking mess

>What am I in for
an entire life of underachievement and shame climaxing in your botched suicide attempt that leaves you with legs and unable to say more than your own name

>>12029205
impressive projecting

>Start Gore Thread
>People keep talking about steak and poptarts

just discovered that I'm lactose intolerant
how did you guys cope with this?

>>11252605
And it's already mainstream as fuck. I wish 75% of the userbase could be culled.

>>11157699
>I don't really get the drug-like pleasure some people seem to have with shoving meat and grains down their throat.
Lucky.

Who else here has a fat/feeder Fetish? And how have you come to terms with it as someone who likes to cook?

>go to Indonesian place with my dad almost every Sunday for a while
>dad bangs the waitress
>we never go back
And that place was really good. Fuck you, dad.

>>10924530
I once made fried pickles because the store was so dead and I had nothing else to do. No one else liked them but I thought they were pretty good.
One time I was prepping cookie trays for the oven and one of the frozen cookies fell in. My coworker just said "fuck it let's just see what a deep fried cookie tastes like."
It completely disolved into the oil like a minute later.
Not frying per say but one time another coworker and I tried to make a "XXL Mexican Pizza," so just a mexican pizza but with 12" tortillas that we usually use for Crunchwrap Supremes and shit. Idk if you're low standards like us then it's ok but worse than a normal mexican pizza because the bigger one really fucking accentuated the sogginess they all suffer from.
Actually I did think of one interesting story
>working cashier because why not I'm bored lol
>old korean guy comes in and orders an 8-piece family meal
>hands me a $20 as I tell him the price, something like $21.73
>"Oh no no no menu say $20"
>yeah but tax brings it up to...
>"No no no, no pay tax" with wide eyes
>oh great it's one of you assholes
Koreans have been mass-imigrating up here and buying up as much property and land as possible and turning them into "churches" and "nurseries" at the same time so they pay as little taxes as possible.
>fuck this, get my shift leader to deal with him
>go back to my chicken autism corner to make replacements for this guy's 8-piece
And that's why I don't work Taco Bell side.

>>10275852
I just want someone I can cook with and who can push my boundaries. This happened once, but couldn't last.

>>10276656
Can't you sue the shit out of him for embezzlement or something?

>>10277988
People have been speculating okonomiyaki as the next memefood for a while, now.

Rip DinoTendies 19?? to 2017.

Press F to pay respects

>>9536228
stop taking obvious bait, even ironically

>>9214436
Fuck you those are so good.

>>9039546
will you people shut up for gods sake