/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19211676

>>19063821
You know what? You're right. It IS ok!

>>18992025
Sorry I can't, my last cruise ship experience was too much for me. Don't think I could do that kind of thing again. Hope you find someone else though, good luck!

>>18796251
based.

Eggs sunny side up with bacon to make it look like a smiley face and orange juice to help her take the pain medication she will need after the night of rough sexual interaction. And then lots of cuddling.

>>17269036
dude what

I'd like to think that soon, very soon, people will stop eating at these kinds of places and make their own food. Maybe, just maybe, people will realize how much cheaper it is.
I hope.

>>17235647
And whose fault is that? It must be them. Making you feel things. It should be you, making them feel things. Why get pushed around when you could be in control?
Nothing major stranger, just a little bit of arsenic. It won't kill them. And think how much better you'll feel, finally in control. C'mon, I know you want to feel good. You used to feel good didn't you? What happened?

>>17233117
Oh he was a pedophile for sure, i'm just saying different people like different things. And to me, Jap shit is mostly just advertising.
>>17233158
I didn't make that post. Was just wondering how you would describe bad rice, purposeful or not. Since it seemed like "stale" wasn't good enough for you. I'm a stickler for words ya see.

>>17216127
Personally I like going on the drive, it's relaxing and it's nice to see what is happening in town. Not sure why OP hates spending the time while also refusing to save time but maybe he is just having a bad day. It happens.

Large specialty pizza's for 16.99 every sunday at my local place. Just got to take advantage of deals and if the place gives you points you can save up and it costs basically nothing for a 2,500kcal pizza.
Gotta shop smart boys.

>>16520953
Wonderful.

I just remembered I have sausages in my fridge for dinner and I am so fucking over the moon about it I had to share it with someone. Even if you faggots are just words on my screen, know that a man in this world is happy. They're brats, if you were wondering.

>>13460334
It's not like anyone expected anything of you anyway anon. Just drink yourself to death, what's the problem?

Im happy for ya anon.

If I like the kid have them eat it with me so they can see for themselves that they need to change something then offer to help them and explain that while surprises are nice and daddy appreciates it, when it comes to complicated things like cooking they should ask for help.

If I dont like the kid spend the next several years setting them up for life long anxiety, insecurity, and depression issues that will lead to suicide.
Beatings are for uncultured animals.

I enjoy things I dont like the taste of because disliking something is an experience as exciting as liking it.
I remember I had this canned fish in oil a few weeks ago. Each bite physically hurt because of the salt and oil but I was laughing each time. Booze is kind of the same. Ive had booze that genuinely tasted good but most of the time I choke it down because feeling fire in my throat is as fun as feeling cotton candy melt in my mouth. If you cant enjoy the good and the bad you only get half of life.
At least thats how I see it. Ive met men who throw up eating Banana's so maybe its just me.

>>11180724
Godspeed anon. I know it will all work out. Your dedication and strategy are flawless. I hope the fries are the best youve yet to have.

>>10482139
No, champ, I dont. My point stands. Youre ignorance on Japanese food culture doesnt make the harsh realities of there lifestyle any less real. but yeah, lets talk about coca cola.