/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17703840
>go to steakhouse to celebrate grandfather's birthday
>grandpa has old person taste buds
>only eats well done steaks with barbecue sauce
>orders well done steak
>server asks if maybe he wants to try it medium since it'll be a bit more tender and easier to eat
>''I don't want blood in my steak I want you to cook it''
>server explains it's not blood it's a protein in the meat that happens to have a dark red color like blood
>''I want it well done just cook it for me''
>grandpa gets steak
>says it was terrible
>says he's never going back loudly as we leave the restaurant

>>15401826
Nice, I wish I still had a grandpa to cook for

>>11512796
>so do you have a girlfriend yet?
>when am i getting some grandkids?

>>10189764
>Have shit day
>No booze
Haha

>>9794952
I would if I had a camera or a smartphone but unfortunately I have neither. The only camera I have is an old webcam from 1999 which isn't cut for anything. I was planning on buying a smartphone for myself as a Christmas present but we'll see about that. If that happens I'll surely be posting pics on /ck/ as I browse this daily and I have no proper real life people near me to hang out with as all of my friends live in cities far away from me. I only have a few neighbours which includes a douchy rich family whose only good person is their mother who likes my homemade alcoholic beverages and buys them from me regulary which gives me a good side income

I don't even know how to operate a smartphone let alone work a blog/instagram with it but I guess I'll learn since it's almost inevitable gadget to have nowdays

>>9516993
>(You) will never have a qt nip gf to eat your NEET bux away

>>9448060
My dad worked for an ice cream plant, used to bring entire tubs home especially when I asked.
Brought a few tubs to a friends for LAN party, had a tub of strawberry ripple all to myself.
It was on the seat next to me, atleast till buddies brother sat down.
>tfw you step into an entire tub of melting strawberry ripple.
Physically speaking, felt good man, creamy feeling. But felt bad to lose my ice cream

Are frogs a sandwich?

>>9107844
Yes, Norwegian living in Finland.

Finland is pretty expensive place to live and begin a business of this sort aswell as Norway. Sweden isn't a place for me either so perhaps Denmark/Germany would be more suitable for this kind of business. Maybe somewhere else?

Even though everyone says that they love my food apart from one or two who didn't like it so much, I have zero self-confidence about my cooking which is very painful since I keep doubting and second guessing everything that I do.
Another things that worry me are
>How much debt I have to take
>Can I find a suitable place to open a restaurant
>What the hell do I do if my business fails
>Can I get enough customers?
>Where the hell do I order everything including food?
>Hiring employees and doing all the paperwork
>Taking care of taxes and all different payments
and then there is my personality
>Quiet
>Bad social skills
>Afraid to take risks
I know that currently rustic cuisine is very high in popularity so I feel pretty good about that since I'm not good at presenting food in small, petite and design portions. Good that someone supports this in here aswell :)
But if a good oppoturnity come up, I'll definately start a restaurant.

In my deepest fantasy it would be something like this:
>2 story building with basement
>You come in at ground level
>Each level has different menus and mood
>Low class in basement - Middle class at ground level - High class at second floor
>Basement is dark and dim
>Ground level is quite normal in light
>Second floor would have good lightning and glass roof
>Each floor has a bar desk which serves different beverages which goes well with the food
Goddamnit, I want this so bad

>>8916377
>>8916498
>>8917738
>tfw you skim you soup

>Phoning for pizza delivery.
>“It’s buy one get one free today, sir.”
>pretend to shout up to non-existent housemates to ask them if they want one
>yes, “we” will take two.
>Ate both in one sitting.
Gluttonous shame thread?

;-; /ck/ IS LEAVING AFTER DINNER DATE IS CANCELLED

>Phoning for pizza delivery.
>“It’s buy one get one free today, sir.”
>pretend to shout up to non-existent housemates to ask them if they want one
>yes, “we” will take two.
>Ate both in one sitting.
Gluttonous shame thread?

>>8601990
>love american style pancakes
>live in uk and only people here make the shitty crepes

>>8575800
mine broke and my parents say we don't need another one since we have a mini grill (which takes forever to setup and clean)
Feels bad, man

>>8340164
I unfortunately don't have fresh parmesan. I was just going to use some shitty pre-shredded cheddar cheese that comes in a plastic bad. Is this going to ruin everything? Also, should I add cheese in beef/rice mixture or just add the cheese on top?

>>8245829
>Why do you drink alcohol?
because it makes life not suck as much and go by faster. also helps me foget all the shitty tings that happen to m

>girlfriend

>be 26
>drink 3 fifths a day
>own 40 gas stations 10 liqour stores
And 2 subway
>make about 80 million a year
>still miserable

>the eat salad

>>7665563
I-I don't believe you
pics pls
why the fuck would they remove an item in the us but not in the uk?

I just failed my Physics exam.
/r/ing comfort food recipes that are easy to make