/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15212940
>eat some cheese and crackers
>damn that's good cheese man, imma eat the whole fuckin thing
>wake up next day with poo in my boxers
>shat myself in my bed
>stand up and almost pass out
>practically crawl toward the bathroom
>get on toilet and start explosive shitting
>get sudden urge to puke
>make decision that I would rather clean up puke than shit
>start puking all over myself
>puke mixes with shit in boxers
>start puking even harder
>this lasts for a good 10 minutes
>nearly pass out on floor
>toss dirty underwear on floor
>half heartily wipe self off
>crawl back into bed
>wake up next day and repeat process
this lasted for about 3 days, worst part was waking up the next day and realizing that all my poo and puke had been cleaned up, my poor grandma had come in and cleaned it for me

love you nan, fuckin RIP you bloody legend

>tfw lactose intolerant and allergic to gluten

>>12433818
>eats all that shit with hands.
Okay kinda gross but whatev-
>drinks handwash water

>>12323168
It had breading you zoomer fuck

>>11840193
Suburban house moms get exponentially worse with every generation it seems.

>>11778011
What a fucking waste.

>>11228399
>Doesn't know about whoppers

Because roundup doesn't stress your immune system, it just kills you.