/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18144601
Y.... you don't mean..

>>17515591
>be me
>delivering to someone in a hotel
>knock on the door
"who is it?"
>pizza
>door opens
>they take the pizza
>door next to it opens
>emaciated 5'0 woman, 60, 70 pounds, in her 50s, holding an unlit cigarette
"who are you? pizza? papa johns"
"you got a menu?"
>"we don't carry menus"
"you got a number"
>"uhh"
"alright, i'll look it up"
"i want you to deliver it"
"what's your name?"
>"anon"
"i'll tell them to send you"
"haha, i'm just kidding"
"i'll get them to send you"
>"o-okay"
>i start walking down the hall
>realize the stairs are the other way
>do a 360 and get the fuck outta there
>she sees the whole thing
she looked like some sorta addict, i never delivered her pizza, bros, i hope she ate

>pork shoulder "use or freeze by" date was today
>smelled funky when i opened the plastic
>can't throw away that much food
>slow roasting at 250F until internal temperature reaches 220F
am i gonna die?

Would it be consensual?
hehehe

>>15313690
>it is a rooster's primary biological function to inseminate your breakfast

>>13781781
Where is the @obviousplant tag?

>Twinx
Wew is it warm in here or what?

>>13368876

i am single and typically eat one big meal on saturdays and sundays

>>13197917
>>13197650

>remembers there are girls browsing /ck/ RIGHT NOW
H-hey, ladies. Eat anything good lately? Are there any fun and exciting recipes I should know about?

>>12157023
>pedo spirals

>>12027295
>otherwise i'll have no cooking channels left to watch
d-did some other youtube cook post a hole pic?
who pls

I’ve eaten a lot of protein and fiber and two days later I finally took a shit
Should I go to the dokta?

>>11933258
s-she is legal right?

>>11912365
These are just spasms, right? It's dead isn't it?

>>11904904
Will I go to jail if I open that link?

>add a heaping scoop of flour and mix with a splash of water

i like ipa because it is so bitter it keeps me from drinking it too fast
last time I bought lager I drank a 12 pack of tall boys in one sitting then felt sad the next day.

>>11810439

>>11669868
>sister's italian bf scrapes teflon pan with fork or spatula when he cooks with it
w-we're all gonna make it r-right?

>sister saw me cumin her chicken

>>11438663
WILL IT FIT? THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!

>eating spicy food at a restaurant
>nose starts to get runny

Does tuna in cream of mushroom work?