/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16883804
>You sound like someone who will cum in eggs and serve them.
Whats the best way to jizz into your eggs, do you guys jizz into the bowl with the raw eggs and mix it in or do it part way into the cooking?

>>12879982
Scrambled British-style in a saucepan with a good amount of butter. Basically the Gordon Ramsay meme method.

If you can’t pour your scrambled eggs, like, don’t even talk to me.

>mom invites guest over
>asks to try my scrambled eggs
>make them like pic related
>they complain that it's undercooked
>mom puts the eggs back on the stove
>cooks them until they're rubbery and browning
>says that the eggs are good
>>11557777
Terrible opinion but checked.

So much better than the burned rubbery stuff in the US

Times people didn't want to try your cooking
>be me
>invites her friend to stay overnight while I was back from uni
>offer to make breakfast
>they agree
>I make scrambled eggs
>I do the Gordon Ramsey method where you constantly beat the eggs over heat
>hard work but so worth it
>put some salt, pepper, and spring onions in them
>start to pour some of the eggs onto my toast
>"You're going to get salmonella, anon!"
>I tell my mom that it's more cooked than sunnyside up eggs
>she doesn't care
>takes my pot of eggs and cooks them more
>doesn't even keep stirring
>eggs are now rubbery and dry
>"Mhm, these eggs are good!"
>try her eggs
>they taste the same as her shitty eggs
>tfw