/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I just freaked out reading this thread and went to check my oven and stovetop. Everything was fine.

>make fake chicken nuggets
>shape them like little animals
What did vegans mean by this?

Are retail stories ok?

>be me yesterday
>wagie grocery manager
>my associate on the same aisle calls me over for something
>not sure whats happening
>an old lady and her daughter walk past me and there is an old man approaching from the end of the aisle
>everything seems normal
>my associate begins to speak to me when the ladies start yelling at the old guy
>He starts yelling back
>I tell everyone to calm down, still have no idea what's going on
>Man rushes to hit old lady with his cart, pretty hard
>I grab the cart and stand in between them
>Guy gets in my face and everyone is still yelling at eachother
>Try to radio for help, but can't get a word out over all the shouting
>Guy almost looks like he's going to hit me
>I can't touch him, might lose my job, don't want to hit him because he's old and I'd probably hurt him
>All I can think is "Fuck I'm going to have to buy new glasses"
>Do what I can to deescalate the situation
>Thankfully a bunch of other managers show up and guy ends up getting kicked out of the store
>on his way out he's calling everyone cowards and pussies and tells one manager to eat shit out of his asshole lol

Apparently he got mad because the ladies were standing in his way or something so he started following them. Each day that passes I grow increasingly misanthropic.

Reading this thread it is actually nice to live in eastern Europe

>>12200679
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard of. I can't even count how many times my shitty managers ordered Pagliacci for us at Amazon as a half-assed effort to improve morale. Friday came around and I was drinking those "social beers" like I was pregaming. Fucking pampered college losers didn't know what to do with a beer anyway.