/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What do you normally get when it’s lunch time? Fridge is broken, and a boy’s gotta eat.
Pic not related.

>>16825591
based 2009-2010 fag, damn how I miss free cumdumpsters every night, you're right, not being able to say nigger is very alienating, they want to redditize 4chins

>>15816743
takes me back

>>15809604
I wonder how many people doesn't get the reference nowdays.

>>14499917
I'm a zoomer, 20. Coffee doesn't do shit to wake me up. It makes my heart beat really fast while the rest of my body is still tired. Pic related.

>instructions say to let stand in the microwave for 1-2 minutes before serving
>take it out immediately
WAKE ME UP

>mfw I eat the black version when the only spicy thing I tried up until then was a bit of tabasco
I wanted to try more spicy food out in order to understand whats with the hype behind spicy food is, I had no fucking clue how fucking hot these packets were.
Somehow I finished it all but I had to keep my mouth under a running tap for like 5 minutes because if I kept my tongue and lips exposed to the air they would burn in agony. It got so bad at the very beginning that I almost knocked myself unconscious by hyperventilation since I kept passing air through my tongue because of how fucking hot it got.
Ever since that day I feel like my heat resistance permanently rose to a pretty stupid high level and I could sorta handle more of those packets pretty decently despite going on for a long time without eating anything spicy.

>Use regular onions instead of green onions
WAKE ME UP

lol babish should do one

>>12433362
I work at a mental health clinic in a low income area, and we constantly get these trashy people that are addicted to soda. Like, they’ll say they’re thirsty and ask if we have pop, and when I say no and point to the water cooler, they say “nevermind” or “I don’t like the way water tastes”. Sometimes they don’t even get water when they take their meds, because they already have a big styrofoam cup or bottle of soda in their hands. It’s really gross. It’s nice to know our foodstamps and social security money is being used to buy this shit on a weekly basis

I fucking loved the Tonkotsu version but seemingly overnight every local grocery store stopped carrying them, simultaneously.

>>11086889

Blast from the past right here.

>>9734292
This shit. I fucking hate impatient imbeciles who push their dumbass cart in front of the card machine, just because I stepped out for a second (I use the hand basket a lot and go to put it away while clerk scans items)

I just waltz back and give a proud "EXCUSE ME," as I flash my card and exaggerate my reach over their fucking cart so as to point out that they should back the fuck off.

Same thing with when you're simply waiting in line and the person behind you doesn't leave enough room for you to goddamn stand. I have poor balance and at a certain point I just back the fuck into them anyway because I have a right to have 1 god damn foot of space to stand. And this is every fucking time, too.

Or when you're crossing paths with someone and they don't take advantage of the whole other side of the isle so you STILL have to use laser precision to not fucking run them over.

These have to be the same fuckers who ride your ass in traffic as if that'll get the five cars in front of them to move faster. It's so fucking pathetically lizard brained that I want to execute them on the spot. I don't give a FUCK how busy or stressed you people are. I have such a fucked up limbic system that I'm constantly anxious or panicking, and I still fucking make room for people to exist.

>>9590227
>The original cheese food product.
>Not going to Easy Cheese.

>>8754720
Has humanity gone over the deep end?

>>6545467
>the bed.. for the bananas!