/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16979830
>ten fucking years ago to the day

>>16877915
>12 pounds for corn
>9 pounds for one coke
>11 pounds for one red bull
>30 pounds for one tempura roll

>>15503643
this bitch needs to chill, shits gross

>>14949070
What the fuck

>>13996824
This must be intentionally wrong, right anon? right?

>>13999940
No I've seen a lot before, but to me this is a special degree of pretentiousness.
>Charcoal bad
>Lighter fluid bad
>Set it up for smoking/indirect cooking
>Season it first
>Finger-fuck the air vents
The last 3 are especially baffling. The seasoning retards are just regurgitating shit they heard about regular-sized SMOKERS without understanding what is actually going on. The assholes suggesting smoking have obviously never used charcoal in their lives, otherwise they'd know that there's absolutely no way in hell to maintain 225-275 in a compartment that small (even if you use a single briquette the wood you use for smoke will overheat the fuck out of that tiny chamber). Same goes for indirect heating unless you want to cook something at like 500 degrees. If you use lighter fluid correctly it will burn off way before you add food to the grill, so the anti-lighter fluid dipshits are outing themselves as retards.

Seriously, this is worse than even the most obnoxious cast iron threads.

>>13800424
That's who he's trying to appeal to: the young adult population. But yeah, you're right, I can't stand his videos.
>"chill lo-fi music"
>quick cuts
>ugly face is 95% of the video
>amazingly sub-par recipes
>looks good in pictures in the right light though
yeah fuck this guy his "popeyes copycat" is shit. of course it'll look better fresh out of the fryer than one from the restaurant that's 5+ hours old. dick

Learn to use an oven. It really simplifies a lot of cooking. For example
>I want pancakes but it's so much work with all the flipping and getting it the right doneness
nah fuck that, bake a dutch baby instead
>I want bacon but frying in a pan is so messy and sometimes the ends don't cook enough while the middle is burnt
bake your bacon at 375 for 20-25 minutes and every slice will be perfectly evenly cooked. no turning or flipping required. adjust baking time for however you like your bacon.
>boiling these vegetables turns them into bland mush
roast the veggies and they will get some caramelization, which is delicious.
>pizza cooks best in an oven

The possibilities are endless. Learn your oven today, OP.

>>13216574
>several thousand bitcoin

>>13160436
Yeah I know the FDA puts drugs and chemicals in prison/hospital/institutional food to control and experiment on the people there. They have a special arrangement with the food vendors to make special versions of the food (mash potatoes, sausage etc) with special chemical properties that hide the taste of the drugs.

They don't want OP exposing these companies or the underlying conspiracy to drug prison/hospital populations.

>>12886801
>let me use this expensive, 15-degree sharpened, high-rockwell, brittle knife to chop an avacado seed

>>11051616
>semen resembling dipping sauce
hmmm

>>11030575
>>11030604
>>11030737
>>11031690
What's a good starter vape?

>vanilla pudding
>yellow

>>9621582
I know your pain, bro.
Similar feels;
>have pizza for dinner/breakfast
>eating slice
>put slice down
>go to eat more of slice
>it's all gone and need to start new slice
>question mental faculties as I'm now at the point where I forget about eating food less than a minute ago while also pondering the existence of trolls etc that are fucking with me and taking my food.

>>9618734
>15 styles of V60 size 2's to choose from on amazon

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