/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>8710828
>go to walmart
>buy groceries
>craving ice cream because on diet
>look for low-calorie ice cream
>cheap as shit brand is on sale for under 2 bucks and only 100 calories a serving
>whatever
>can't find the paper bags to put cold items in so they stay cold that are usually in the freezer section
>go to self-checkout
>no paper bags anywhere
>annoyed, wrap ice cream in several plastic bags and stick at bottom of another before covering with other cold items
>get home and check over receipts to make sure I put everything away and nothing fell out of bag in car (has happened before, not fun)
>no ice cream
>stare confused at receipt for like 10 minutes trying to figure out where it is
>mfw I accidentally stole cheap as fuck shitty ice cream
>mfw there was an employee standing like 3 feet away watching all the self-checkout lanes the whole time
>tfw thinking they watched me wrap it up and "hide" it at the bottom of a bag and thought I did it deliberately
>tfw thinking they let me steal it without stopping me because it was so cheap and they thought I was a loser who needed crappy ice cream that badly
>tfw thinking they probably all got together and laughed about how pathetic I am
>tfw afraid to go back there because now I'm "the ice cream guy"