/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'd eat a couple slices then talk shit about it on /ck/.

>>17932697
I microwave leftover carbonara for breakfast the morning after I make it. It makes the eggs scramble.

I’m a cook at a restaurant and I don’t wash my hands after taking a shit (I also don’t do that at home either).

>instruction say to boil noodles in 600ml of water
>i just put water in the pan without measuring at all

>peel and slice broccoli stems into a dish
>call it Kohlrabi
>everyone's impressed

>>16090124
>>16090137
Buy a Porsche knife

>>15717092

>SATAN ROAST

>>15692800
That'll be the next renters problem

hey /ck/ im in the market for a food processor also thinking about getting a stand mixer. what one should I buy thats not a overpriced piece of junk.

>>15664132

>>15575007
>order 10 crave cases
>never picked them up

>>15370921
absolutely devilish

>take a grill out to dinner
>she acts like a conniving bitch (as do most women)
>sprinkle salt in her drink when she goes to the bathroom

i have a gas line in my house and i still use electric because gas stinks even when it works properly

>ask for nutrition information while in the drive-thru

/ck/ hacks

yogurt + stock = milk, buttemilk, cream, etc.

>>15040344
>keeping salt and sugar next to eachother in identical containers

i'm mad at my boyfriend so i made the curry too spicy for his tastes

>morning star farms

my parent's made me have a little once a week paper route when i was a kid
i didn't really want to do it and it paid shit so i didn't care if i got fired or whatever
so anyone that was nice who just put up a note or asked me nicely to not bring the paper or walk wherever i would comply
but if they were nasty i would tramp all over their gardens and mess the paper up and throw it everywhere every single week

>>13993429
i get mine with big mac sauce and pickles

>>13960079
not for long when im around

>be me
>publish recipes on the internet
>subtract 10 minutes from the cooking time
>do this for every recipe
Who else here /devilish/?