/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Promised Land milk is Elder God tier.

Not only is it fucking delicious in whichever form you get (whole, chocolate, and they supposedly do strawberry and cream, but I've never seen it IRL), but it keeps forever.

I don't use regular milk that often. Nothing against it, just don't go through it that fast. An open container keeps for a solid month. I've even had it surpass the printed date.

It's a bit more expensive, but I have never had to throw out a single drop of Promised Land milk, even if I"m only using a 1/2 cup -2 cups MAX per week.

Their chocolate milk is so excellent, too, it tastes and feels like a melted milkshake.

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You know, it's not that he dabs the pizza with a napkin before eating it, or even that he uses a knife and fork... Hell, I can even tolerate the gloves to an extent.

What really pissed me off about this is the limp-wristed gayness with which he does it all.

Why are you bitching about the tail shell when people also cook the shrimp with the entire shell and all of its legs on. The fucking thing's already dead, what the fuck does it need armor for. All it does is make twice the mess for half the consumption rate, and it protects the damn thing from its own fucking spices that it was cooked in. I'm sure that makes it worth it for that little extra "shrimp" flavor, because the meat alone tastes like paper. Fucking cunts.