/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11940469
Sometimes I like to roll and make my eggs while scratching my anus so I can feel japanese

South american = good red varietals
Australia/new zealand = good white varietals South africa = literally just shiraz (perfect climate)
France = exceptional regional blends / very poor varietals
Italy = sommelier tier; very mixed, hard to generalize
North america = niggers, ignore, ignore, ignore

How to get that fucking crust to get crispy with big fucking holes when you cut through it and whats the perfect SODIUM CONTENT
>protip 4-5% = perfect sodium content

>>10949321
Yeah, also count your carbs become vegan, distill rain water and isolate yourself in a 30cm thick lead cube with a 1m concrete cover to protect yourself from cosmic radiation to lower your cancer risk even lower (not zero)

>>10940379
>lower consciousness people
take you low frequency unactivated chakras vibrational energy esp con-sciousness and shove em up your energy con-sciousness high frequency vibrational energy merkaba spiritual wave healing crystal power water-has-memory homeopathy anus

faggot

I hope everyone in this thread trips and falls onto a sharp, feces-encrusted rock.

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