/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11786598
>tried a beet burger in England
>started gagging and couldn't finish it

>>11382758
>grocery store jester messes with quantity of how many items I get free
>end up getting 5 oranges for free with my purchase of gum
>can't hold all of the oranges
>have to juggle them out of the store
>people surround me and clap
>can't get out
>oranges all hit the top of my head in a comical fashion
>orange juice and pulp slide down my face

I just wanted gum

>>11121174
>when a zoomer attempts to order a veggie burger from burger king

>>11079418
>mental illnesses aren't real

I hate this boomer mentality

>>11063563
>a shot of wine
>in a cup of cheese

I drink soccer mom wine to get hammered, not to drink it out of cups that are gonna make me too constipated to shit out my hangover diarrhea the following morning

>>11054399
>go to Japan
>weeb friends try to explain to me the proper way to eat sushi
>tells me it's super important
>try sushi at a conveyor belt restaurant
>notice hardly anybody eats it the "right" way
>feel like I got memed on

Oh and hardly anybody cares about the rice, it's the fucking fish on top that matters. Fuck you, weebs