/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It takes two minutes of practice and you can use it to impress chicks.

>>16868258

>>15833219
It's easier to pretend if they're white, wearing a suit, and speaking proper English.

>>15166425
>be me 15yo
>summer 1989
>Dad takes me to see Batman
>father-son-time.exe
>have dinner after movie at Nick Tahou's
>late night in seedy part of ROC
>even seedier old restaurant
>cops eating on one side of the restaurant
>prostitutes and dealers eating on the other
>how am i getting out of here without getting stabbed
>good food and an even better time was had
>gif unrelated
Shit was so cash

>>14770986
Fucking A. I baked spaghetti squash for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and it was fucking murder. I'm no chef but I know how to keep a goddamn knife sharp and cared for and I only had slightly more success than she did.

Seriously fuck spaghetti squash and get a goddamn culinary chainsaw.

>>14653240
Akiba's Trip

>>14344917
/ck/ already had their Katie moment with that homely girl who did "cooking for one" or whatever it was called.

>>13591918
The God of Cookery.

>>13387272
imagine being that one worthless loser who orders no cheese.
You know damned well the others took turns on his wife later that night.

>>13092933
>Moscow simulator
>pic clearly shows average day in London

>>12921090

>>12275982
I assume this is off the secret menu

>>11970923
Jesus. Those Indian nukes can't come soon enough.

>>11926623