/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15791572
>>15791931
Monster used to sell a line called "unleaded" which was just the original flavor sans caffeine, but its been discontinued for years.
>>15792383
>Acai
Opinion discarded

>buy new flavor "unleaded" sip that I've never seen before
>joke with friend that it probably doesn't have caffeine in it or something as I start sipping
>read back of can
>it literally doesn't have caffeine in it

fuck

>>8848485
>Work with a bunch of 18 - 30 yo's
>Work very early in the morning
The crew knows I drink lo-carb as I am an old man and need to watch my cal's yo. Lo-carb becomes known as "unleaded" as in "you want to run to the store and stock up for the crew? here's a fiver, grab me 2 unleaded"

>suddenly this abomination hits the market.

What the actual fuck Monster... caffeine free? Original taste and sugar content? Does this really taste good to alcoholics and can they really not be trusted to have a little simple caffeine in their horrible lives?