/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Order 4 pizzas
>Delivery man knocks at the door
>Oh sorry man I didn't order anything I think you got the wrong address

>Hello? Yes, of course I enjoy food from every country. Why do you ask? I already know I'm based.

>>15478765
>Hello, Domino's?
>Yeah, the usual. Three Meat lovers', extra pepperoni, extra bacon.
>Remember to cut it into seven pieces or I'm not tipping.

>>14864422
Based af

>yes I'd like one cheese pizza
>that's right just cheese, no toppings

>>14191538

>>13895868
Your dad did something nice and you come here to a bunch of strangers to bitch about him expecting some sort of sympathy. Sounds to me your dad is fine, it's you that needs put in a psychiatric hospital for the rest of your life and your genetic defect of a sibling needs to be join you in as wheezer bubble boy on account of being a weakling that lost the genetic lottery. Hopefully wheezer bro dies of anaphylactic shock and hopefully you kill yourself once you realize you're a worthless, good for nothing and awful son.

>yeah I'll have a happy meal with a diet coke

Yes, hello? Oh hey /ck/. Why yes, I do drink 7 Dr. Peppers a day, how could you tell?