/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>2 cups of kimchi
what the fuck is a cup

>>19959633
Go ahead, test your luck.

I had one of these earlier this year, came to $80.00 for a t-bone and and a strip steak at outback with an onion, I will never eat there again. I hope they go out of business because I could have had 6 t-bones for that rape price.

>>19857921
>Br*Tish "food"

you are abusing your relationship with the apple if you don't eat the seeds and poop them out in the woods

only eat beef and poultry

eating pigs would be illegal if it were up to me but its not and I can't pretend I don't live in a yuro historically pork-centric country/society so wouldn't even try

eating lamb is far more egregious imo and am ecen more horrified by muslim countries who eat kebabs and shit. I'd happily eat mutton if it was more available but its not where I am and I'm not going to some paki shop to get it

I wish I wasn't so fucking bad at making hollandaise

National taco day is on a Monday

>want a simple recipe for cookies
>literally search on Google for "simple sugar cookie recipe"
>Click on first result
>Recipe is nowhere to be found on the page, just loading the page took 5% of my battery charge to load all the fucking ad videos and banners
>Scrolling up and down the page and cannot locate anything related to measurements or temperatures, there is no recipe on this page
>Finally locate some human-typed text which starts with a childhood story about cookies, how everything started when Mario Romano from Sardinia first discovered cookies and brought them by raft to the Nepalese tribesman of Uganda and this is why we have the cookies of today
>Paragraphs and paragraphs of uninterested text that has nothing to do with recipe
>Finally locate recipe, it's all riddled with more stories and reasonings inside the line by line instructions
>give up and buy cookies at the store again
FUCK

>FORGET THE SAUCE
every fucking time

>>15715337
>without getting hurt
You don't. You intentionally try to hurt your hand, and go so far as to try to unscrew regular bottle caps just to tear up your palm and act surprised when you show your friend your bloody palm

>>15672129
>tfw the bouncer doesn't let you in the club and all you wanted was a sandwich

>go to the store to get burger stuff
>Come home with bag
>Beef was in a separate bag the cashier never handed to me

>>15084907
i'll smack the taste out of your mouth boy, pizza hut ride or die nigga

>>14131719
Those people are not practicing social distancing!

>>13200039
>glaze
what in the fucking hell is a glaze?

>American: *breathes*
>/ck/: wooooahhhh haha so crazy! wow save a little air for the rest of us you selfish bastard! ahahahahaha oh my gosh no way! do americans REALLY do this?

>>12996418
>/ck/
>thread contains actual cooking
What's the idea op?????

>>12865134
Makes me happy to live in Minnesota, the best and most based state in this union. FUCK 'SCONIE

>>12853092
FBI get off my board

>>12799103
wtf is that green shit?

This is no longer acceptable, why does McDonald hire the worst stupid bitch they can find? I was the only car at mcdrive and the staff was chatting, how can you fuck up in this situation? I swear to God every time they forget something. Stupid wagies, they should be paid less

>>12702120
I want the Kitters/Patti poster back RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!