/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12446891
Nah man the Amish are bros, they just can spot a bitch from a mile away
>checking out Amish furniture and pies at a retailer by the highway
>nothing but small talk about butter tarts and hand-sanding chairs
>about to slake my pie lust
>Zesty chesty soccer mom rolls up jiggling like Baywatch with her nasty balding husband and fucking terrible swarm of children
>one of the kids grabs a buttertart off the tray and runs away with it
>Malachi walks over, puts his massive hand on the man's shoulder in front of his wife
>"Boys will be boys. It's $20."
>Man laughs nervously asks how many tarts he gets as he grabs his wallet
>"Normally you'd get a dozen, but today you get just the one."
>my fucking face when they paid $20 for a buttertart

> those completely overcooked eggs
> even the deviled eggs have a green tint

Imagine the smell - unironically. This must be one hellhole of hydrogen sulfide.