/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>the heat of the (blank 1) cooks the (blank 2)

Which dishes actually work this way? What fills blanks 1 and 2?

Just gotta say fellas, you guys are alright. I'm surprised at how wholesome this place is, with people just talking about what they like to eat and what they're making. The shitposting is (almost) always in good flavor and serious threads are equally entertaining on this board.

Now with that being said, anyone have any good homemade snacks? I kinda want to make something in large quantities that I can munch on.

How does this sound as a 4-course meal:
>Carrot Soup
>Kale salad with goat cheese, strawberries, and balsamic dressing
>Apple cider glazed pork chops with mashed potato
>Chocolate cake

What sorts or four course meals do you guys remember (for good reasons)?

>>8081624
What is it?

>>7759877
Light dusting of cornflour, salt, pepper and smoked paprika then fry the fuck out of the fuckers until the are crispy. munch with aioli or some egg emulsion type sauce. shit went off at this wanky surf club where i used to work, plenty of old rich motherfuckers would scarf down bowls of these salty little beer sale boosters for hours.

>the replies in this thread
>audibly the fuck?

It pairs exceptionally well with vegetables and rice. Do not pair with Ginger, it tastes horrible with it, don't know why.

>>6717564

Nah, you got rekt

>>6339430
"Milk is nasty, the taste is unbearable, how could anyone drink this"
>he says as he retrieves another 2l Mountain Dew Bottle from his piss-stained Rainbow Dash sports bag

>Be me, about 11 years old
>School day and I've had pop-tarts for about 4 days in a row
>Decide I want something different
>Decide I want some oatmeal
>Grab a plastic bowl and some oatmeal mix
>Fill the bowl halfway with water
>Add the mix in
>Stick it in the microwave
>Accidentally put in 14:30 without thinking twice
>Few minutes later I start seeing smoke from the kitchen
>Ohshitohshit.jpg
>Run to kitchen
>See that the smoke is coming from the microwave
>See the timer and it still has a few minutes
>Realize mistake
>Stop timer and open microwave
>Clear out the smoke and look inside
>The fucking bowl melted and the oatmeal burned
>The kitchen smelt like burnt plastic for a month

candy

>>5605693
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cJ-k5lkoko

My fucking nigger

>>5595187
Because he's fucking great.